Chalet di Nikaragua

"The beds are extremely comfortable, the check in super easy, the cottage is super cozy, warm and has everything you need for cooking. The location is great, in a secluded spot, absolutely peaceful. We love the dogs, it was a bonus be able to pet and play with them."

Due to my carelessness, I thought the Smyrr cottage had a shower (the photos only show a sink and toilet, but I assumed the shower just wasn't in the photo), so if you're staying longer, you might want to take that into consideration.

"1. Отличная территория 2. Расположена на берегу океана 3. Есть все необходимое для кухни и приготовления еды, в том числе летняя кухня на улице. 4. 2 полноценные двуспальные кровати в разных комнатах 5. Отличный пляж, чтобы прогуляться и побегать. 6. Парковка 7. Близость к достопримечательностям на юге 8. В 10 мин езды супермаркет."

1. Не работал телевизор ( обещали заменить у след постояльцам) 2. Пляж не пригоден для купания. Практически всегда отлив. 3. Для проживания в вилле нужно авто.

"Muy cómodo y muy limpio , camas cómodas y tenía suficientes utensilios de cocina , los desayunos muy ricos los felicito"

Aucun.

"Rooms were spacious, great hot water and comfy bed. The area was close to everything but far enough away to be out of the hustle and bustle. Rooms were also sound proof. Darrin was very helpful, he recommended and booked us on a great hiking tour which I can highly recommend."

Nothing

"Good Wifi. The property was large, with three upstairs bedrooms, two bathrooms, downstairs kitchen and sitting areas as shown on Booking.Com. There was a parking space allocated for guests on the road."

When we arrived there was no heating. This was turned on virtually after we contacted the host, but then stopped working. This did not warm the property which is a big space and all tiled floors. There was also no hot water. The gateman was sent to fix the water but we had to call the host to get him back 3 times, as it was still not working. The gateman then said he was going to sleep and walked out on us leaving us with no hot water. We were told to wait 30 min and there would be hot water but we had no hot water in the evening or early morning. By 10.30 there was luke warm water. We used kettles of warm water to shower. We slept in our thermals, clothes plus gloves/scarves . The place is very poorly maintained with many fixtures broken, the property was also dirty especially the kitchen. There were only 4 mugs, one chipped and one with a hole in the side. Plates were covered in food and not washed. The cutlery was very dirty. No lights worked over the dining room table. Only one hand wash in the downstairs toilet, and one shampoo between the two bathrooms upstairs, the listing stated toiletries provided. Towels were dirty and stained, plus holes on bedding, chairs, and pillow cases. This is the worst place we have ever stayed at and IS NOT SUITABLE FOR A WINTER STAY. No fire lighter was left. The owner is virtual and sends a gateman so I am not sure the owner is aware of the state of the property. We reached out upon returning to the UK via Booking.com to put in a complaint and Booking.com confirmed the host wold not provide any compensation instead Booking.com apologised on behalf of the property.

"Un lugar hermoso, Yeny excelente anfitriona y hospitalidad ! Me encantó"

Aucun.

"Excellent location, just a short walk from Lonnoc Beach and a 15 minute walk from the famous Champagne Beach; 20 minute ride to Port Olry. There is a small village (Hog Harbour Village) nearby, about a 20 minute walk, where you can buy local bread and fruit. Accommodation is very basic but serves its purpose. Mosquito coils and nets are provided. The local who looked after us, Melody, was very welcoming and kind, and made us delicious breakfasts and dinners. There were no kayaks available but they can be rented from the neighbouring Lonnoc Beach Bungalows."

Drainage in the shower is poor and the floor quickly becomes wet and muddy. Facilities are very worn out. The room has no shelving to put your belongings; this would be a great improvement. If you are on a budget, keep in mind that pretty much the only food options in the area are the restaurants at the lodge or at neighbouring accommodations, where a meal costs 1500-2000 vatu per person. The food is delicious though and there are local dishes - the paw paw curry was phenomenal.

"It was so peaceful, and the staff were brilliant and very welcoming. Such a perfect location on the hillside looking over the lake. The accommodation was super comfortable, it was difficult to leave!"

Aucun.

"Everything. The staff , food, rooms, location. So perfect"

We loved everything

"tres bien situé a coté de l'aéroport et donc un peu loin du centre , mais hotel au calme tres agréable"

tout est parfait dans ce petit hotel bungalow

"The customer service was exceptional and the facilities were above my expectations."

Aucun.

"Le cadre... on ne s'attend pas du tout à être dans un havre de paix... vue l'adresse ou se situe l'hébergement. Une belle surprise !!!"

Le petit chemin qui mène jusqu'à l'hébergement est un peu difficile à emprunter. Surtout avec les bagages.

"It was near the big mall and all the supplies you need even if it’s far away from the airport."

The wifi sometimes doesn’t work. And just needed to have more kitchen ware other than that the place is amazing.

"We had no one around, we could go to the beach, come back relax to the property, the kids was able to refresh themselves in the private pool, it was perfect!"

Since it was in the mountain there was more ants / mosquitos, but the host had all the equipment needed for us to have an enjoyable stay!

"The house is smart and spacious,,very beautiful place with beautiful gardens"

Electricity was eratic and generator back up only available for 3 hours per day

"Brilliant location, peaceful and quiet. Views were lovely. Cabin was cosy and warm. Everything that we needed was there. It was spacious and the kids had a brilliant time. Alan was a great host and very accommodating."

Aucun.

"Everything! It’s a paradise, perfectly set up to relax and have adventures. Staff went out of their way to make our stay as enjoyable as possible. Can’t rate this place highly enough"

Aucun.

"Casa muy amplia y para siete personas estaba muy bien, los jardines y zonas exteriores perfecta y con la mesa de ping-pong nos divertimos mucho, buena idea."

Los sofás del salón eran bastante incomodos

"A wonderful , basic cabin located in the arguably the best location on the island . Surrounded by acres of exotic fruit and native forest beyond. Birdlife is prolific. This is a place to stay for birdwatching with flocks of African grey parrots, kingfishers, egrets .. and so much more to see.. Excellent value meals can be brought to your table daily. Freshly caught fish, local grown fruit and rice. No need to cook . It's good quality and great value. Bring cash for guides and daily, national park entry fees . The beach is amazing ... REALLY"

Ensure you have bought a local sim-card, loaded with data before arriving. Wifi may not work. Also, before arriving, stop at a supermarket and buy sufficient drinking water for your stay. ( 2 litres per person per day minimum ). Bring mosquito spray for your jungle walks and be prepared to rough it .

"The customer service was exceptional and the facilities were above my expectations."

Aucun.

"Chalet confortable et très bien équipé, déco avec beaucoup de charme, vue incroyable pour un séjour très tranquille en lisière de forêt. Très belle location!"

Accès piéton un peu raide pour monter les bagages mais c'est le prix de la tranquillité

"Very good Accommodation Safe and secured with locked gate Rooms are spacious Really Love the air condition rooms Friendly staff"

Aucun.

"everything, the staff, the set up, lovely rooms. a great terrace where you are free to serve yourself, cook etc. best place I found on this island."

nothing

"Very nice accommodation. Comfortable, clean with all needed amenities and more! The swimming pool is a pleasure and the view on the palm trees, a real treat. The place is very secure, and perfectly located being very close to the city center on one side and restaurants and bars on the other side (few minutes walk).."

Aucun.

"The Host, The Place, my favourite- Simon the House Dog . I miss him already"

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